Noah: France Is So Upset About the U.S.-Australia Submarine Deal that You’d Think the Failed Contract Was For Rent Money

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NOAH: “This whole story shocked me because when I first heard about it I was like I didn’t know france and australia knew each other. But turns out france is really embarrassed and so pissed off that they recalled their ambassador to the U.S. which doesn’t sound that crazy until you realize that in 250 years they’ve never done that before. Yeah, France was so mad that they’ve even recalled Timothee Chalamet’s name. From now on we have to call him timmy brown. It’s not as sexy. May as well call me by your name. That’s the movie. See what I did there? France is making such a big deal about this deal that I’m starting to think that they needed this contract to pay the rent or something. And while france is upset with the U.K. and australia, you can tell that they’re especially mad at joseph rob robinnette Biden because they came at him with the ultimate insult.”