Noah: Trump Brands Chicago as ‘Basically Syria But with Different Pizza’

RUSH EXCERPT:
NOAH: "That's how famous Chicago is for violence. As a kid in South Africa, I was thinking, if I go to Chicago, I'm going to get shot by fish in a cowboy hat! Yeah, and that was even before I knew fish could legally own guns in America. To be honest, that's pretty much why we're here. This week we're in Chicago because we figure Chicago is a microcosm for the issues the rest of the country faces. So we figured why not come out the to this great city and explore it for ourselves? If I just believed what I saw on TV, I'd never want to come to Chicago. It's not just the cartoons. According to the president, Chicago is basically Syria but with different pizza."