Late Night: Most Popular Destination for Closeted Gay People Is the Vatican

MEYERS: "San Francisco was recently named the most popular destination for gay people."
HAGEL: "While the most popular destination for closeted gay people is the Vatican."
MEYERS: "Oh. I -- I didn't know that."
HAGEL: "It's true. Hey, Seth, you know what lesbians and nuns have in common?"
MEYERS: "What?"
HAGEL: "They're lesbians."
MEYERS: "Huh."